Unfortunately I cannot quite match the fancy dress choice of my friend and his mate-who one Halloween decided to go against the trend and dress up as a pair of testicles. That was quite some effort and ingenuity there. I, on the other hand, have always opted for the cross-dressing theme. In my latter teenage years, I favoured the dirty nurse attire, with suspenders, crotchless pantyhose and a push up bra to boot. As I wandered through my twenties, the funky Granny in me started clawing her way out and seems to enjoy making a regular appearance whenever she gets the chance.